The Incredible Shrinking Woman | |||
Tuesday, October 07, 2003 ( 9:32 AM ) Melody Everybody's somebody's super hero, I guess This guy is a hero to the illegally parked. I like the outfit, particularly the golden briefs. I think my super hero (heroine?) outfit would have to include a fancy headpiece of some kind. Maybe a crown in the shape of a curled up cobra? Hmm. What would I save people from? Maybe I could smash punch clocks so that people wouldn't get written up or fired if they were one minute late for work. I've always been lucky enough in my professional life not to have to punch a clock, but I think it sucks when people have to risk safety and traffic tickets to abide by a strict tardiness policy that, most of the time, their bosses enforce but don't bother to live by. If you were going to be a super hero, what kind of oppression would you fight, and, of course, what would you wear to fight it? And please, homelessness, evil, and senseless suffering are all kind of givens. This one's just for fun, folks. # |
|