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Monday, September 27, 2004 ( 10:36 AM ) Melody Ten Things I Learned in Eastern Kentucky this Weekend The lower gears on my car are there for a reason. There's no such thing as a town too small for Wal-Mart or McDonald's. There are places in the world where everyone still smokes. The post office is the best place to stop for directions. Those people go everywhere. Hominy rocks! Every family should have a school bus in the front yard. Not only is it great for ambience, it makes good storage or temporary living quarters. In the absence of horse shoes for throwing, a split toilet seat lid will serve. If you live in a dry county, your next best bet for Saturday night is a dairy bar. There are places in the world where people see no need to fence in their billy goats. Vanessa is a miracle. # |
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